Fashion crisis in America!

I have just witnessed some fashion transgressions today that I HAVE to write a post about the issue.
- The waist of the jean only go up to the waistline of your body! Not to your stomach otherwise it would be called the “stomachline” not waistline.
- If you have unnatural bugle down there due to some excess fat… Don’t wear tight pant… Ever heard of skirt?
- If you are wearing non-black clothes… Wear brown shoes not black…
- Belt is must no matter what… That’s why there are many attractive and decorative belts to go with the outfit.
- Black casual shoes with white socks is big NO-NO…
- Wearing a tight shirt that show off your belly is unattractive… (That applies to pregnant woman too)
- Don’t overdo with the accessories… It’s very tacky and makes you look like a cheap whore. Even if you aren’t one…
- A fake flower in the hair is very tacky and outdated… Unless you’re doing tango or rumba..
- Season inspired sweatshirts= NO!
- Mullet is way out… Will never be popular again… Same with the rat tail.
- If you work outside for more than 30 minutes- SHOWER! Please don’t grace us with your stinky presence… It’s very offensive to my nose.